Juli – Dad, what color is a tiger’s ear on the front, like right here?
Dad – Hmm. Orange. Or maybe white. I think white.
Juli – I better go get it.
[Juli disappears for a few minutes, and returns with her coloring book, with a beautifully colored page showing a spotted jungle cat which she had colored orange, except for the ears.]
Dad (smiling) – Juli, that’s really nice. That’s not a tiger, though.
Juli – Oh. Is it a jag-wagger?